Bertie Gets Shirty - Our personal rabbit deterant

Brown is their fur

They look sweet as honey

But they eat all his grapes

So it’s really not funny

They’ve a nose for his Chardonnay

They love Pinot Noir

But Bertie’s on a mission

To send their souls higher

So if they value their coats

Or just want to save face

Our Bertie’s advice is






For more information, images or samples, please contact

Rupert Ponsonby of R&R Teamwork on 0207 3841333 or

Camilla Bladon